My M-I-L is no longer alive, but whilst she was alive she was easy going, warm and very pleasant. Which is a pity really as I could never tell those awful Mother-in-Law jokes without feeling very guilty.
As I am feeling now, whilst I share this with you…
A man takes his dog to the vet and asks him to cut its tail off. The vet can find nothing wrong with the dog’s tail so asks the man why.
He replies: “My mother-in-law is coming to visit and I don’t want anything in the house to make her think she’s welcome.”
For those of you who weren’t/aren’t as blessed as me, feel free to direct her to my blog 🙂