Archive for November, 2009

The end of Britain as we know it, Jim!

This actually falls under pre-crime, because the theft will not take place until 00:01 hours, Tuesday 1st December 2009.

It is a notable theft and bears reporting. Many others have tried, and failed, to obtain police action. Politicians have been asked, and in turn, they have ignored our questions, and our documented demands that they cease and desist. Not surprising, when you learn that it is the politicians themselves that will aid and abet in the theft.

What will be taken?

A few small items. Items that we have had in our possession for around a thousand years. Antiques, then? Well, sort of. These particular ancient items are truly priceless. Countless numbers of people have died, have been imprisoned, and had their lives ruined in the obtaining and in the retaining of these precious items. We thought that they were safe, we thought we would keep them forever, but a group of mindless, thoughtless, greedy and inept people, charged with their safekeeping, fell asleep at the switch, and went to great lengths to ensure that the theft will take place.

To read more, go to:

http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/11/theft-report.html

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Golf balls

I found this at http://www.funkymunky.co.za/letter175.html a South African newsletter I get every month.

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, When 24 hours in a day is not enough; remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.

When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and start to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured it into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded With an unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.
The students laughed.

‘Now,’ said the professor, as the laughter subsided,
‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things – God, family, children, health, friends, and favorite passions Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the things that matter like your job, house, and car.

The sand is everything else — The small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued,’there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, You will never have room for the things that are important to you.

So…

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play with your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the dripping tap.

‘Take care of the golf balls first — The things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.’

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled. ‘I’m glad you asked’.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.’

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This one is worth spreading

http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/11/let-leash-dogs-of-chaos.html

Thanks for this, Old Holborn,

Any solicitors reading this… has he got a good point here?

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ClimateGate

There is an interesting blog on Old Holborn’s site:

http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/11/climategate.html

If you click on the link “Get stuck in, people” on his page, or this page, it will take you straight to the information.

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From Guido Fawke’s blog

Thomas Jefferson said in his 1801 inaugural speech

“With all [our] blessings, what more is necessary to make us a happy and a prosperous people? Still one thing more, fellow citizens – a wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government, and this is necessary to close the circle of our felicities.”

GORDON! CAN YOU HEAR?

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Lessons in life #162

Never argue with a mother!

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Benny Hill is the funniest…

… man in Comedy. His humour was excellent and I have little time for anyone who thinks otherwise.

One of the shows characters, Bettine le Beau, is interviewed here about him: and I liked the part where she says she loved all his shows and admitted she was also a bit of a prude.

A bit of a prude and loved his shows? What the hell does that make the nasty sad little people who condemned him to a lonely old age where he dies watching television alone?

Bettine is coming to lunch so I will ask her more about this and add a comment later.

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