Let Me See If I Understand This Correctly. . .

• If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labour.
• If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained indefinitely.
• If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
• If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you will be jailed.
• If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be heard from again.
• If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
• If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

However, if you cross the British border illegally, you get

• a job
• a driver’s licence
• a social security card
• welfare benefits
• subsidized rent
• help to buy a new house
• free education
• free health care
• a lobbyist in LONDON
• a legal right to criticise and berate our Christianity
• a legal right to criticise and berate our Western ideals and principals
• and, in many instances, you can VOTE

Could someone please tell me why?

Ampers