Archive for January 7th, 2010
Let Me See If I Understand This Correctly. . .
Posted by Ampers in Uncategorized on Thursday, 7 January 2010
- If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labour.
- If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained indefinitely.
- If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
- If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you will be jailed.
- If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be heard from again.
- If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
- If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
However, if you cross the British border illegally, you get
- a job
- a driver’s licence
- a social security card
- welfare benefits
- subsidized rent
- help to buy a new house
- free education
- free health care
- a lobbyist in LONDON
- a legal right to criticise and berate our Christianity
- a legal right to criticise and berate our Western ideals and principals
- and, in many instances, you can VOTE
Could someone please tell me why?
Ampers