Archive for category Humour

What Unions in schools is about

But, relax, this isn’t about Britain. It is about America.

I mean, surely it can’t apply here… can it?

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A comparison of Cameron, Cleg and Milliband

Watch this video and you will be enlightened and will, forever, know the difference. Thanks to my good friend Max for this gem – Lord knows what he would do if they took his editing software away!

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How the Irish invented Dance

This is hilarious, you must have your sound up! No point in telling you the length as, after you have listened for a few seconds, you will stay for the duration, but don’t worry it isn’t too long!

Keyboard warning – put your tea or coffee on the table before starting the video below

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Are you bored with your present situation?

Get a hobby!

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This would never be allowed in the UK

Here is an advert for Nandos Fried Chicken shown on South African TV.

Yes, we do have our own brand of blonde Essex Girls in South Africa, as you will see in this short clip!

Alas, even if you are going over there for a holiday, there’s no point in giving you her phone number, she’s fully booked until 2015.

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A new and useful alternative to body scanners at airports

Sometimes a little humour brightens up the day!

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with completely eliminating racial profiling and body scanning.

It also would save the costs of a long and expensive trial.  Justice would be swift. Case closed!

For example, imagine you’re in the Tel-Aviv airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . .

“Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight number XXXX. Shalom!”

Under Britain’s Health and Safety rules, I guess we’d have to have notices warning passengers of the dangers of slipping on the blood on the floor.

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Prostitution and Politics…

Ronald Reagan once said…

“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”

The is one of my favourite Reagan quotes…

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